Current Mood: Playful

Total Votes: 198

TNT needs to release more books! NOW! [74 votes]
Huh? I just read the guild board. [5 votes]
Occasionally, we’ll get that award eventually [88 votes]
Rarely, but my pet’s a slow reader. [22 votes]
My Grarrl keeps eating them! Aargh! [9 votes]

New record! Only 14 wiseguys this time! XD

162 of 198 people are steadily working on reading to their pets, bravo! Keep up the good work everyone, and soon your pets will be smarter than you! Well, as smart as a pixel can be … but still

Current Mood: Alarmed

Total Votes: 71

Hey, I AM a sock, I had to! [9 votes]

OMG I hope these aren’t Muppet’s socks! [17 votes]

Toesocks rule! [16 votes]

TNT wears smelly socks! *nod* [18 votes]

I’m leaving to find a NORMAL guild. Sheesh. [11 votes]

71 people were fool enough to participate in this poll.
‘Nuff said.

Total Votes: 79

Mystery Island [12 votes]

Shenkuu [19 votes]

Krawk Island [9 votes]

Socktopia [30 votes]

Altador [9 votes]

Don’t blame the webdesigner folks, YOU chose the theme!

Oh wait. I don’t have time to design it just yet. You just have to wait and bite your nails, phearing the socks that are coming! Muahahaaaaaaaaaaaaabwahahaaaaaaaaaa!

Total Votes: 86

LOTR [16 votes]

Cheezburger [15 votes]

Armpit musicality [11 votes]

The guild [33 votes]

i can haz poll 2? [11 votes]

Least popular poll ever! Only 33 out of 86 people wanted the next guild poll to be about the guild. Technically they won though, since the remaining 53 people were split on what we should do next.

Guild poll about the guild, coming up - right after a brief word from our sponsor! Muppet? You’re up….

Current Mood: Playful

Total Votes: 123

Uhm…I Distract The Orc…With My +3 Cheeseburger
[37 votes]

best rubberband ball ever!
[17 votes]

they got me, I iz cheezburglr
[30 votes]

CANOT C W/O ME GLAZZES
[13 votes]

99..100! kitteh pushupz maiks kitteh musselz
[26 votes]

Now, I know nothing about LOTR so I am unable to decipher the results. If I had to take a wild guess, I’d say you’re all a bunch of cheezburgers.

NEXT!

Total Votes: 107

Muppets? I don’t know, I never pay attention :S
[19 votes]

Chadbasef and Richardelac? Old plot characters…?
[3 votes]

Are you just trying to confuse me again?
[15 votes]

Our newest Council and Subcouncil members! Yay!
[52 votes]

Chad and Richard Strangepork? Yeah, I know them.
[18 votes]

We have reason to believe that 18 of you are alien space pirates trying to capture the USS Swinetrek and steal all their manties! 52 of you have your feet firmly planted on Neopian soil and were very kind in welcoming our newest staff members, thank you guys! The rest of you, well, there’s not much to say since you’ll very shortly be kicked out of the guild for being wiseguys. Mwahaha.

A new poll will arrive at the bottom of the guild home page (remember it’s not on the sidebar any longer) just as soon as our panel of muppets can come up with something more exciting than polls about bananas and spiders.

Total Votes: 106

Isn’t he related to Dr. Strangepork?
[13 votes]

Neopets layouts change as often as Sanjayas hair!
[17 votes]

Neopets definitely needed a new hairstyle.
[28 votes]

TNT is too hairy for me! No moustache for you!
[5 votes]

WHERE ARE THE SCISSORS!?!
[43 votes]

Another poll, another nothing. Dr. Strangepork is still working fervidly at maintaining his elusivity, and thankfully very few of our Muppets have whisker issues. Thank goodness Sanjaya didn’t win this contest either, but many of you turned out to be scissor-wielding fiends so I do worry greatly for the safety of folliculites everywhere! But hey, we’re all over the extreme shock of the new layout, so along with adding new councilmembers let’s celebrate with a new poll!

Total Votes: 156

Oh, French Braids for sure! [30 votes]

Okay, you know, like Sanjaya, cuz, you know, wow! [18 votes]

His hair is perfect, it just needs Sloth Hair Gel. [30 votes]

I still don’t know who Dr. Strangepork is! [55 votes]

You’ve seen a picture of Ray? Yeah, like that. [23 votes]

So most of you weren’t voting for Sanjaya, what a relief! Sadly, anyone who voted at all for this poll is totally off their rocker; if you don’t know who Dr. Strangepork is or love him just the way he is, you need help.

Stay tuned for the next poll, it’ll be a doozie!

Total Votes: 196

Bork bork bork! [34 votes]

He makes us read the news on the website! [17 votes]

So strange… a grown pig wearing lycra! [26 votes]

Isn’t he Lawyerbot’s cousin? [22 votes]

I don’t know, but this poll is the weirdest yet! [97 votes]

Our polls are always so telling! 34 of you speak a language we cannot understand, 17 of you are so obedient that we are considering you for expulsion, 26 of you must have terrible nightmares, 22 of you are smartalecks, and a whopping 97 of you are too normal for us so GET OUT!

Thus ends another Spankyriffic Guild Poll. We may or may not have another poll ever again, due to the pollster having psychedellic Swinetrek flashbacks from the results of this last poll. Oh well, you never know, stay tuned next week for another Spankyriffic Guild Pooooooollllllllllllllllllllll!

Current Mood: Surprised

Total Votes: 312

Huh? There are other people in this guild???
[53 votes]

I chat with them often, we have loads of fun!
[54 votes]

I wandered into the forum once or twice.
[61 votes]

How come I don’t know where they hang out!
[81 votes]

I stare at them like they’re all Muppets
[63 votes]

And so ends another poll. The results show that most of you are wiseguys, a few of you haven’t read the website, and the rest of you are generally very muppety.

A new poll begins on the guild front soon, stay tuned!